Celebrity Calculus
(Gavin Friday + Jim White)/2 = Grant Lee Phillips
interestingly this also yields:
2(Grant Lee Phillips) - Jim White = Gavin Friday
Fiscophobia
For the last year I have mostly been broke due to a long winding process of mega expensive dental surgery. This process is complete, so this month I immediately went online and invested practically all my spendable income on Amazon. I guess I have the financial equivalent of agoraphobia, the abnormal fear of open or public places.