The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord: "#26: No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber"

(Via The Artful Writer som også kan fortelle at filmrettighetene til denne listen solgt – manuskriptet er under utvikling.)